Pinned Iki Kaifu from Firoshia
He slipped his head up his jock
then to everyone's shock
cried''crotch sweat's the bestest ambrosia."
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
Musta been a wild night.
That's about how I feel about Senator Webb-- sick!
TFV
I'll let you drop the nuke on San Francisco. I'm working furiously on the B-52 AND I'm installing a laser beam thing om it.
Thanks! Can I use the laser to burn a hole in people I don't like? Perhaps I should practice on some nearby suspects first?
I feel better already!
TFV
No, this is a laser you shine in people's windows and make them go crazy trying to figure out where the red dot is coming from. I got it a Home Depot.
Well what if they are already crazy -- like San Franciscoans? Maybe I can rig a magnifying glass on it and burn holes in people.
I'm liking the idea of burning holes in people - not ready to give it up just yet. A comforting fantasy...
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