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Let's Fight Back!

People in the liquor store are always asking me, "Hey Rodge, what's happened to you?  We come to your blog for multi-page political analysis, and lately all we're getting is cheap Photo Shopping, stale jokes, and rants that, frankly, are a bit pathological.  WTF?" Okay, I am tired of being pissed-off, and drunk on my ass by noon.  I can't deal. Like today.  Incoming House intelligence chief botches easy intel quiz You know, even insects have an instinct to protect themselves against predators that threaten their little worlds, but us?  The so called top of the food chain?  If we act similarly, and  bite, sting, and kill the mofos who are threatening our very lives, some guys will show up and arrest us.  That's why we need to persuade those guys to be on our side.  Which line of thinking led me to this brainstorm. We all know that my B-52 is unreliable, and expensive to fly.  Instead of you guys sending me all that money for fuel, and whatnot, I want you to send me more money for this.  REWARD Attention Stealth Bomber Pilots Have you seen enough?  The Barn Brigade is offering a reward to any pilot who will fly his Stealth aircraft to our secret hideout.  We're going to take our country back.  The first pilot to respond will get ($$$ To be determined by the amount of your contributions).  Withing 5 days of your selfless act of patriotism, we will nuke San Francisco and Seattle - snuffing out the enemy leadership.  Then Vermont.  Hooo-Ahhhhhhhhh! I'm on a roll. Ball's in your court.