Thursday, December 14, 2006

Birds in hand

Little brat!
I've been feeding our birds for years, at great personal expense by the way. When all the other birds are dirty because of a dry summer, my birds know their bath will be filled. In winter, when all the other birds die because all the water is frozen, my birds have a heated fountain. So, what happens when I go to feed them, or fill that water bath? The ungrateful canker blossoms run like hell from me. I hate this little brat.
Rob's Tits
          Rob has 'slow hands.' :)

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't worry Rodge, (s)he'll be one of the very first to die of H5N1.

Anonymous said...

Try wearing yellow.

My theory is that they'll mistake you for a sunflower and look for seeds between your fingers.

Anonymous said...

I can do that.
However, I fear I've created a monster with *my* titmice; this fall they're landing on me or on my hand, even though there are no seeds in my hand at the time.
Here's a composite pic from two years ago:
http://img141.imageshack.us/my.php?image=titmouse14xi.jpg
Yesterday I bought $180 of birdseed; planning on a long winter.
Rob

Rodger the Real King of France said...

see rob's tits above

Anonymous said...

What would Hitchcock do?

Anonymous said...

Roger
I swer you should be writing stuff for the comedy folks on TV.

Anonymous said...

Here in the Jolly Green Land Of Eire, we're up to our asses in birds. Number 7 shot is hard to find.

LargeBill said...

You do understand, don't you, that feeding birds is step one in creating bird shit?

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