Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Computer rage

I'm guessing ..
I'm guessing this is what happened here.  The guy, in a fit of rage because he couldn't burn DVDs even though he had two DVD burners and six DVD programs, picked this bitch up and threw it against the  wall.  Then he took a broom handle and beat it until the broom handle broke. Then he got an aluminum baseball bat out of the garage and was going to cream that bitch when his wife came in and said, ''I hope you're having fun, because you're not buying another one until I get my sewing machine..''
12/19/2006 01:25:00 PM 6 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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Anonymous said...

Hint: Get a freakin' Mac, already. Use MPEG Streamclip (free) with the MPEG-2 Codec ($20 from Apple) to convert the VOB files. Use iDVD (free with every Mac) to burn them to DVDs. So simple, you'll wonder why you ever tried to do it any other way.

12/19/06, 1:57 PM
MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...

Here's my guess Rodge; Wife got sick of hubby spending all his time on the net cruising for free porn. The poor slob came home from work one day and found his baby busted up on the garage floor.
BTW, love the "Schlong Christmas" video. Good job.

12/19/06, 2:35 PM
Anonymous said...

Last year I bought myself a new desktop, and in the interest of fairness and domestic tranquility, bought a $3,000 do everything sewing machine for wifey.

Guess what? She got so hooked on the machine's embroidery feature that I had to buy her a laptop to hook to the sewing machine in order for her to design embroidery patterns for the machine. I also forfeited my grandmother's side board and a spool cabinet for her to keep all her supplies in.
Lt. Gen. Tailgunner dick
(now tumbling down the slippery slope...)

12/19/06, 7:22 PM
Anonymous said...

Wouldn't duct tape be more useful than electrical tape?

TFV

12/19/06, 9:01 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

What if you couldn't find the duct tape because somebody didn't put it back?

12/20/06, 12:03 PM
Anonymous said...

Buy a Sony Vaio Laptop and DVDNext copy and forget that shit of using mutiole programs and just slap the movie in one drive and the blank in another drive and hit the button and forget it.

12/21/06, 3:03 AM

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