Thursday, December 07, 2006

Food cravings...
If you crave this... What you really need is... And here are healthy foods that have it:
Chocolate Magnesium Raw nuts and seeds, legumes, fruits
Sweets Chromium Broccoli, grapes, cheese, dried beans, calves liver, chicken
  Carbon Fresh fruits
  Phosphorus Chicken, beef, liver, poultry, fish, eggs, dairy, nuts, legumes, grains
  Sulfur Cranberries, horseradish, cruciferous vegetables, kale, cabbage
  Tryptophan Cheese, liver, lamb, raisins, sweet potato, spinach
Bread, toast Nitrogen High protein foods: fish, meat, nuts, beans
Oily snacks, fatty foods Calcium Mustard and turnip greens, broccoli, kale, legumes, cheese, sesame
Coffee or tea Phosphorous Chicken, beef, liver, poultry, fish, eggs, dairy, nuts, legumes
  Sulfur Egg yolks, red peppers, muscle protein, garlic, onion, cruciferous vegetables
  NaCl (salt) Sea salt, apple cider vinegar (on salad)
  Iron Meat, fish and poultry, seaweed, greens, black cherries
Alcohol, recreational drugs Protein Meat, poultry, seafood, dairy, nuts
  Avenin Granola, oatmeal
  Calcium Mustard and turnip greens, broccoli, kale, legumes, cheese, sesame
  Glutamine Supplement glutamine powder for withdrawal, raw cabbage juice
  Potassium Sun-dried black olives, potato peel broth, seaweed, bitter greens
Chewing ice Iron Meat, fish, poultry, seaweed, greens, black cherries
Burned food Carbon Fresh fruits
Soda and other carbonated drinks Calcium Mustard and turnip greens, broccoli, kale, legumes, cheese, sesame
Salty foods Chloride Raw goat milk, fish, unrefined sea salt
Acid foods Magnesium Raw nuts and seeds, legumes, fruits
Seminal fluid
Seminal fluid
Some guy
Preference for liquids rather than solids Water Flavor water with lemon or lime. You need 8 to 10 glasses per day.
Preference for solids rather than liquids Water You have been so dehydrated for so long that you have lost your thirst. Flavor water with lemon or lime. You need 8 to 10 glasses per day.
Cool drinks Manganese Walnuts, almonds, pecans, pineapple, blueberries
Pre-menstrual cravings Zinc Red meats (especially organ meats), seafood, leafy vegetables, root vegetables
General overeating Silicon Nuts, seeds; avoid refined starches
  Tryptophan Cheese, liver, lamb, raisins, sweat potato, spinach
  Tyrosine Vitamin C supplements or orange, green, red fruits and vegetables
Lack of appetite Vitamin B1 Nuts, seeds, beans, liver and other organ meats
  Vitamin B3 Tuna, halibut, beef, chicken, turkey, pork, seeds and legumes
  Manganese Walnuts, almonds, pecans, pineapple, blueberries
  Chloride Raw goat milk, unrefined sea salt
Tobacco Silicon Nuts, seeds; avoid refined starches
  Tyrosine Vitamin C supplements or orange, green and red fruits and vegetables
Source

16 comments:

MCPO Airdale said...

I'll stick to the stuff in the left hand column, thank you.

Anonymous said...

Ummm...not sure that the ole raw cabbage juice or potato peel broth are going to make up for the beer. Not even Bud.

Anonymous said...

What if I have a craving for caffeine, nicotine, theobromine, ethanol, THC, or opiates?

Oh, right: coffee, tobacco, chocolate, booze, cannabis, and opium.

I'm glad we got that cleared up.

Anonymous said...

If eating right is really this complicated, we are doomed as a species.

Anonymous said...

Rodger, I eat/drink each and every one of these things from EACH column. I've had an erection for 58 years. Honest!

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Good, I've always wondered what semen tastes like.

Anonymous said...

I'm calling BS-- when I crave chocolate- I'M CRAVING CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!! and you don't want to be in front of me trying to give me raw nuts and seeds.

TFV

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I hear you ... I'm at the likker store and say, ''give me turnip greens w/ a splash of potato water.'' Not.

Grumpyunk said...

By "Potato Water", you Stoly, right?

Mr. Completely said...

Why do I have a nagging suspicion that you "edited" this, just a little.....?

..... Mr. C.

Anonymous said...

Thing is,a plaster of paris IV is less artery clogging,but one of those burgers tastes better...Cold suds goes good with either.

Anonymous said...

I thought you knew!

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Lest you are left in wonderment James, ''Seminal fluid'' was on the list you announced as having partaken ... :))

Anonymous said...

Yes, that's all well and good, but where can I get one of those burgers?

Casca

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing that speed reading course didn't work out as well as I thought.

Oh, I hate you.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

clap#clap#clap
lao

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