Thursday, December 07, 2006

Hindus for Muslims

Today's Brainstorm
Screwing around with nature is a dangerous thing, especially when it gets to trying to correct a previous screw-up by introducing a new, potentially more dangerous solution. You know, like importing Ethiopian bomwats to control Norwegian rats, and having them start eating human babies, so you introduce the Australian bingaboop to eat the bomwats, but they instead take a liking to French poodles.  Biology run amok.  Still, I have a brainstorm.

Let's start importing Hindus into the our heavily populated Muslim areas.  I think it could work. 
12/07/2006 04:33:00 PM 7 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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Anonymous said...

That's the idea, Rodger. Just start a breeding war.

Soon you'll have to import Messycans just to keep up the Christian population. Then what?

12/7/06, 4:58 PM
Jake said...

You have point. India is our best ally in the war on terror. On the other hand, London is full of Indians and Muslims and it has not helped at all.

12/7/06, 7:17 PM
Anonymous said...

We already have a breeding War between blacks and mexicans. The mexicans are winning and our taxes are going up.What we have now with the illegal mexican invasion will make the black unrest of the past look like a picnic. We have to be very dumb people with the dumbest political leaders that ever existed. The idiots want to legalize our own destruction.

12/8/06, 6:05 AM
Anonymous said...

Mr. Schlong while I admire your logic the opposite of Muslim is not Hindu. The opposite of Muslim is Christian, Jew, Hindu, Buddist, Schinto, Druid etc. etc.. In other words humanity at large.
We need to import more humans. Female Scandanavian nudist pig farmer humans. The hell with George Putnam.

12/8/06, 1:24 PM
Anonymous said...

I wish we could just talk these Muslims into moving to Easter Island and that way they could have a country all to themselves.They could change the name.Wouldn't want Easter,a Christian moniker.They could carpet the place,settle in and call it Dearbornistan.Maybe get in some hookahs.Or is that hookers?Oh well.It'll be homey.

12/8/06, 5:02 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

I'm drawing from the animus in India between Hindus and Muslims - remember, Pakistan is just an Indian suburb populated by Muslims who broke away. They are natural enemies who hate each other. Indians would be the ''Crips'' to the Muslim's ''Bloods.''

12/9/06, 8:04 AM
Anonymous said...

Thanks for the clarification, it also explains the "Viserate a Mooslum for Vishnu" bumper stickers I've seen in North Jersey.

12/9/06, 3:03 PM

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