Tuesday, December 12, 2006
3 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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Recycle,
Give to cat
No dish to wash.
Juice -
12/12/06, 12:20 PM
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George/Ron said...
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No garbage disposal? or back door?
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12/12/06, 6:49 PM
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Anonymous said...
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STEP 1: Use a mesh net to remove Hillary from her stank.
STEP 2: Place the Clinton in a small box and bury her and him outdoors if you prefer. Be sure to make a deep hole so neighborhood pets won't get curious and start digging.
STEP 3: Place your Demonfish on a saucer or wrap it up in tissue if you'd like to dispose of her the other way.
STEP 4: Go into the bathroom.
STEP 5: Slide the dead virago off the saucer into the toilet bowl, or throw the tissue-wrapped whore in the toilet.
STEP 6: Say a few words of respect to the dearly departed, if you wish.
STEP 7: Flush.
STEP 8: Wash your hands and the saucer (if you used one) thoroughly with soap and hot water.
STEP 9: Consider changing the tank water and cleaning the net and tank thoroughly if you have other politicians or want to get a new one, in case your Kucinich died of disease.
STEP 10: Ask your local pet store what type of Democratic Congress cleaning product is appropriate for the net and tank, and clean the tank thoroughly.
Tips & Warnings
Soap and cleaning detergents are hazardous to Hillary. Avoid using these products unless you're dying to officiate another Carter funeral. -
12/12/06, 10:06 PM
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