Why mommy is a democrat

Why mommy is a democrat

Democrats make sure we all share our toys I keep running into this ad           Because she's prolly ignorant  for the idiotic book, "Why Mommy is a Democrat."  It's been parodied to death, but I'm just now really looking at it.  Why in god's name is George Bush afraid your kids will read it?  Mommy is a democrat because "Democrats make sure we all share our toys?"  So did Lenin, theoretically, and  class envy is a staple of the democratic party as well. "Democrats make sure we are always safe?"  Are you shitting me? "Democrats make sure we always go to school?"  Hey kid, your mommy is pretty freaking shallow. Mommy is a democrat  because she is bitter, filled with a sense of entitlement, arrogant, condescending, and utterly ignorant about any viewpoint contrary to her own.  That about covers it.  Here, this book           Girls are fun will actually teach you something useful.