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They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, and it's worked for over 200 years. And, we're not using it anymore." -- via Mother Superior

Like Hillary

Made in Ohio

"Therefore I am"

GEORGE CLOONEY: People who get mad at us like to say that we lead society—that we're pushing it—but in general we reflect it. If you look at the issues in these movies, they were the issues we were talking about two years ago.

Rodger the Real King of France 1/29/2006 05:45:00 PM 3 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " Argus Hamilton

Louise Brooks - Knockout

OMFG

After 6 Bourbon Manhattans you'll see Natalie Wood and Jack Nicholson. Nuh-uh.

corzine to raise taxes

''I'D LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL, PAT.''

crap

10 web-related terms that sound dirty but really aren't 1. Go ahead and plug it into the back-end 2. That's really a nice front-end design 3. I'm having trouble mounting your machine 4. The server keeps going down on me 5. I got this strange pop up 6. IP 7. This site keeps asking me if I want a cookie 8. This site is very sticky 9. Submit now 10. I got the virus from a college friend and then iIgave it to about 40 people

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Chief Dingy Harry Get's Scalped

HOWARD DEAN  ''There's not one shred of evidence that any Democrat, A, knew that he was getting a contribution from Jack Abramoff and, B, did anything in exchange for it. And that's why this is a Republican finance scandal and not some sort of bipartisan scandal. ... '' CHRIS WALLACE  '' So if we find ... that there were some Democrats who wrote letters on behalf of some of the Indian tribes that Abramoff represented, then what do you say, sir?'' DEAN:'' That's a big problem, and those Democrats are in trouble, and they should be in trouble.'' -- Transcript: Dem Chairman Howard Dean on 'FNS' There's no love lost between Dean, and democrat congressional  leaders Reid, and Pelosi, so is this a calculated stab in Reid's heart?  It's inconceivable that Dean is unaware of Reid's involvement  with Abramoff [and of other democrats as well], so it's either that, or a ratcheting up of Howard Dean's campaign of  Nuclear Legerdemain. In November 2005 the Associated Press reported that Senate Minority Leader Reid had accepted tens of thousands of dollars from an Abramoff client, the Coushatta Indian tribe, after interceding with Secretary of the Interior Gail Norton over a casino dispute with a rival tribe. Reid "sent a letter to Norton on March 5, 2002," the AP said. "The next day, the Coushattas issued a $5,000 check to Reid's tax-exempt political group, the Searchlight Leadership Fund. A second tribe represented by Abramoff sent an additional $5,000 to Reid's group. Reid ultimately received more than $66,000 in Abramoff-related donations between 2001 and 2004."  -- "Howard Dean Implicates Harry Reid in Abramoff Scandal"

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Kerry '08

Cow Bloviations

Moo

Dean limerick

A physician  named Dean, from Vermont Would do all manner of things,  nonchalant When he did an abortion His dog got a portion Causing Moveon-ers to cry, "He's Puissant!"