Sunday, January 21, 2007

Armpit hair

Attention vetenarians
A human armpit hair makes a great prosthetic leg for an invalid spider.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Vetenarian, huh?

Reminds me of one of my grandsons. When he was around 7 or so he announced at dinner one night that he intended to become a "vegenarian."

His mother and I both tried to determine whether he meant "veterinarian" or "vegetarian."

He clarified it by explaining, without even looking up from his macaroni & cheese, that he'd be an animal doctor who didn't eat meat.

Still don't know if he actually made that up, he created it accidentally and covered it up very cleverly, or heard it somewhere else.

Anonymous said...

When my youngest was in 2nd grade he decided he was going to be a vegetarian because he really didn't like meat that much - until he found out that meant he would have to actually eat...vegetables.

The horror!

TFV

Anonymous said...

I feel the same way myself. Now bring on the 2lb porterhouse.

Casca

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Two of ours went ''new age'' and became vegetable people. It lasted until they got hungry and their genitals began to shrivel.

Anonymous said...

A vegetarian is just someone who can't hear a carrot scream when they eat it.

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