Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Big 40

Friday, January 19, 2007

Big 40

March of Time

Today is sort of a sad day here at the convent. Mother Superior turned the BIG 40 in mid night. For those of you doing your arithmetic, that's right, 40. You've heard of the MANN ACT? Well I was responsible for the WOMNANN ACT being signed into law, which prohibits "the interstate transport of females not yet born for 'immoral fantasy purposes'. You take it from there, but remember, it wasn't illegal then. What did I get her? This.

Rodger the Real King of France 1/19/2007 08:48:00 AM 13 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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13 comments:

Anonymous said...: Stepping lightly around the house are we, Roger??

Happy Birthday to the MS.

"Age ain't nothin' but a number."; 1/19/07, 8:51 AM
Anonymous said...: Birthdays are good for you, the more of them you have the longer you live.; 1/19/07, 9:51 AM
Anonymous said...: Happy Happy Birthday...; 1/19/07, 10:32 AM
Anonymous said...: Happy Birthday Mrs. S! Now my wife feels real old and she just turned 40 only 7 days ago.; 1/19/07, 11:50 AM
Anonymous said...: I don't think Jack Johnson was prosecuted under the Mann Act,I think luring a prostitute away from a brothel and then MARRYING her got him convicted for breaking the "Total Dumbass Act"; 1/19/07, 1:12 PM
Anonymous said...: Isn't that the John Kerry doll,commonly known as "Nutless"?; 1/19/07, 1:15 PM
Anonymous said...: It's not a sad day- it's a Happy day! If she hadn't turned 40 today- it would have been a sad day-hehe!

God I feel old- I turned 40 ... well more than 7 days ago.

TFV; 1/19/07, 6:56 PM
Anonymous said...: BTW Rodger, I don't ever recall you mentioning when YOUR birthday is. So here's a Happy,Happy to BOTH of you today!

(of course just because I don't remember it doesn't mean it didn't happen-- getting old sucks like that)

TFV; 1/19/07, 7:08 PM
Anonymous said...: It's Bobby Lee's birthday as well. The big 200. It used to be a state holiday in Virginia when I went to school. I don't think they do that any more. I wonder why.; 1/19/07, 7:17 PM
Anonymous said...: Happy Boitday to Mrs. S from da Garden State.

Yo, Rodge, it must be most uncomfortable pulling that doll out of your ass.; 1/19/07, 8:22 PM
Anonymous said...: Woot, It's also my birthday, but I turned 48. Jan 19, it's magical I say, magical.
Happy Happy, Mother Superior.; 1/19/07, 8:48 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Let's just say that I spent my 40th birthday at the White House, advising Warren Harding about some oil wells in Wyoming. He had an Airedale I liked.; 1/19/07, 10:31 PM
Anonymous said...: Happy birthday to the Misses from Jack in Tennessee.; 1/20/07, 3:39 AM

Friday, January 19, 2007

Big 40

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