Saturday, January 13, 2007

Getting a sex change

My Big Decision
I've been thinking about having a sex change operation.  Here are the pros and cons as I see them.  So far, getting the operation is winning.
For having the operation

For staying a man
1 Women live longer
 1. Getting half my brains sucked out will hurt
2.  Women have more secret hiding places
 2. I do not want to give blow jobs
3. Women use the girls shower at the gym
 3. Women run funny
4. People buy stuff for women
 4. Women throw funny
5. Women can orgasm twice in a single day
 5. I don't even like shaving my face
6. Women are beautiful
 6. Periods
7. I could have naked pillow fights
 7. Won't be able to write name in snow
8. I could enjoy watching "Ugly Betty"
 8.
9. I'd have boobs
10.


1/13/2007 09:37:00 AM 3 Comments

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Anonymous said...

LOLOLOL !

don't forget, in the negatives...

'drive like a girl'


'have tendency to tell everyone what to do'

'must be talking, no matter when, or why...'

'having men like alec baldwin hit on you'

'having losers, like Bill Clinton drop his pants in front of you'

1/13/07, 12:50 PM
Anonymous said...

You won't be able to write your name in the snow either.

1/13/07, 2:22 PM
Anonymous said...

What about the classic "you can have as much sex as you want whenever you want it"?

1/13/07, 2:23 PM

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