Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Making the sword disappear

I am of course impressed.

4 comments:

B....... said...

Cuz these others didn't do the trick?

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat... She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

Anonymous said...

Yep...She's headed for the last roundup...but if she makes it,she can always rent out as a barn.

Dr.Hardcrab said...

>>>

There was an old woman
who lived in a shoe
she had so many children
her uterus fell out.


- Dr. "Dice" Hardcrab

;-]

>>>

Anonymous said...

I'll be she's the star at frat parties...

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