scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
Making the sword disappear
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
4 comments:
- B....... said...
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Cuz these others didn't do the trick?
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat... She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die. - 1/3/07, 4:51 PM
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Yep...She's headed for the last roundup...but if she makes it,she can always rent out as a barn.
- 1/3/07, 5:20 PM
- Dr.Hardcrab said...
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There was an old woman
who lived in a shoe
she had so many children
her uterus fell out.
- Dr. "Dice" Hardcrab
;-]
>>> - 1/3/07, 5:23 PM
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I'll be she's the star at frat parties...
- 1/3/07, 9:40 PM