Marriage Joke

Long Marriage:

With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's Marriage Marathon, the evangelist minister asked Ralph to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman all these years.   The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."   The minister inquired, "Trips to where?"   "For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."   The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands.  Please tell the audience what your going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary Ralph."     "I'm going to go get her." Merrily