Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Obama Explores

Today's Obama Rama

Obama Already Learning from Exploratory Committee

(2007-01-16) — First-term Sen. Barack Obama, D-IL, today said he’s excited about the formation of his presidential exploratory committee, and has already learned a lot from the process.

“This morning, I got a call from the chairman of my exploratory committee,” said the 45-year-old lawmaker. “He says they’ve already discovered that the presidency is a big, important job and that the president lives in a special place called The White House.”

Mr. Obama said the exploratory process has also revealed that the president is commander-in-chief of the armed forces, and the head of the executive branch of government.

On February 10, the senator plans to make a formal declaration, in his home state of Illinois, of everything the exploratory committee discovers.

“I’ve already learned so much,” he said. “I can’t wait to share with the rest of the country what presidents do, and what they wear and other things that we haven’t even explored yet.”


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Has anyone ever formed an exploratory committee and decided not to run?

Anonymous said...

This is a nobrainer. Fill out two forms, issue a press release, put enough money in the "Prez" account that will qualify you, and collect the same ammount from Gummit. Alot easier than phishing or credit card scams and no risk. Oh yea, "It's for the children." or village idiot or both, either way you get to keep the money you don't spend.

Anonymous said...

LOLOLOLOLLOLOL !

still laughing...

Anonymous said...

Sorry JP. That bar,'The Village Idiot'(14th.st.& ninth Ave NY)has been closed. If Obama wants to have a drink with John Kerry and Alec Baldwin he'll have to join them at the 'Loopy Fuck-up'

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