Sunday, January 14, 2007

Sealand

What Great Fun
The ongoing saga of P2P engineers Pirate Bay have led me to something I actually care about. Sealand.
          SEALAND
 In brief, the UK built four naval platforms at sea during WWII as a defense against Nazi invasion.  After the war three were dismantled, the fourth, '' Roughs Tower," was simply abandoned. This is where the intrigue begins.


In contrast to the original plan to locate the tower in the sovereign territory of England, this base was situated at a distance of approximately 7 sea miles from the coast, which is more than double the then applicable 3 mile range of territorial waters; to put it briefly, this fortress was situated in the international waters of the North Sea.
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On 2 September 1967, former English major Paddy Roy Bates
          Mt Liege.
formally occupied the island and settled there with his family. After intensive discussions with skillful English lawyers, Roy Bates proclaimed the island his own state. Claiming jus gentium, he bestowed upon himself the title of Prince and the title of Princess to his wife and subsequently made the state the Principality of Sealand.

After the Brit legal establishment sided with Prince Roy, Britain extended her sovereignty to 12 miles.  Prince Roy countered by extending his own territorial waters.  Finally the British courts finished the matter by siding completely with HRH Roy.  There was an invasion where some Dutchers employed by a German company captured Sealand,  and took Duke Michael hostage.  Prince Roy's forces recaptured Sealand and held the Dutchman as prisoners of war.  There's more, and you can read it here

If someone will finance me, I'll turn this into a motion picture.  I have the script already written in my head, and it's just gangbusters.  Think Robin Hood meets Count Rupert. With the proceeds I'll buy a decommissioned aircraft carrier, anchor it 13 miles off the West Coast, and declare myself Prince Schlong.
          AKA "Schlong the Terrible".
Then I'll invite Barbara Boxer to my coronation, and cut her head off.  Yes, I will be a ruthless prince.

8 comments:

cmblake6 said...

That is just freaking BRILLIANT! I LOVE IT!

Anonymous said...

And we can have our own national soccer team and play in the World Cup!

TFV

Anonymous said...

Roger
This is why you should be the leader of the free world.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget to invite DiFi also, That way your headsman can have a 2fer. Just check her handbag before she departs the aircraft. While she doesn't think the unwashed masses should be trusted with firearms, she carries one herself.

Anonymous said...

I knpw where a perfectly good Carrier the Navy forgot about is stashed in R.I.. For a couple cases of beer I can get some Swampyankees to boost her.

Anonymous said...

You could learn alot about dealling with your enemies at eviloverlord.com.
Tim

Anonymous said...

You arn't going to let that comment of Jack Hamilton's go to your head, are you?

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Yes. Already has.

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