Thursday, January 25, 2007

Teddy and his girl cousins

Interesting historical tid-bit
Teddy Roosevelt and his cousin Eleanor
A lot of people have questioned that I fought with Teddy Roosevelt at San Juan.  Yesterday I was cleaning up and found this old photograph (I blurred  the objectionable parts so as not to offend).  Teddy and I were in the same eating club at Harvard College.  Well, he was a student, and I was a busboy.  This is a picture of Teddy and one of his cousins, which shocked me at the time.  One day Teddy was the only one in the dining hall and I said, "Excuse me, Mr. Ted, but I'm a pretty good judge of character, and I think you'll be a famous president one day."  He was pleased by that, and asked me to sit down and have coffee with him.  I continued, ''I don't think you should be carrying on so, like you was last night at the smoker." 

Teddy:  "Pshaw.  All the lads do it."
Me: "No, I mean, she was your cousin,right?"
Teddy: "What of it?"
Me: "Well sir, most people, common folk, them what vote in elections, they think that fornicating with kin is unnatural.  I'm afraid that it could be used against you someday.
Teddy:  "By Jove, you are correct."

That began a long friendship, and later on I became his batman when we fought the spics in Cuba. Too bad I never had the chance to warn his cousin Franklin.  Course, it didn't seem to hurt him much politically.

Anyway, now you know.  I don't bullshit about stuff.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

So that's the origin of the lap dance?
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Rodger the Real King of France said...

There has been no new invetion in sex for 3,000 years.

Anonymous said...

There has been no new ideas in politics for 300 centuries. ;)

Anonymous said...

So that's where "Rough Rider" comes from!

Anonymous said...

That is "relative humidity". The persperation that forms durring sex with a cousin.
Tim

Anonymous said...

"Speak softly (whisper sweet nothings)but carry a big 'stick'

Anonymous said...

You know, she kinda looks like his first wife. In any case, thanks Flashman Schlong.

Casca

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