WWF nincompoops

It never ends

Where's Bucky Beaver? If you can't read the caption, rollover the poster.  I am coming to this conclusion.  There are only about 1000 self loathing, uneducated True Believer losers in the world - the whole of planet Earth - behind every SAVE THIS, FREE HIM, STOP THAT, and THIS KILLS movement. I know this because my actuary tables say that the odds of there being more than one of these moonbatic slugs in 6,667,000 are prohibitively high. So, the same pasty-faced, officious prick, or prickette, who decides what fat we cannot eat is also mounting a campaign to prevent Turkey from building golf courses. First off, I know virtually nothing about Turkey. I know from watching Lawrence of Arabia, and Midnight Express that Turks bugger their prisoners, and from the Camel cigarette           See ... all desert and three trees? pack I know that Turkey only has a clump of trees for every, what? thousand acres? And, by the way, did anyone explain to these hugger-muggers that trees grow back? So give me a break. One more thing, that axe is just like a portable guillotine, isn't it? Hmmmmm :D