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Monday, February 26, 2007
Afshin-Jam
1 comment:
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Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...
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So wait. Women in Iran are basically damaged goods if they've been raped. But if, Allah forbid, she defends herself...She get's in trouble, hm?
Oh, I just found the passage in the Koran, referring to this.
'And Allah said down to whatever pedophile rapist happened to hear him, he said "And listen to me my most loyal of followers." And then Allah paused, and he tapped on his microphone and he said "Uh, loyal follower, are you getting this?" The follower shook his head, and after some adjusting, the great God Allah said "Ok, where was I, right. Take this down, chisel it or whatever you backwards people do." And Allah set forth a number of rules."
The list was a shorter, less popular answer to the ten commandments called "Allah's eight things that only Infidels do, and pedophelia isn't even on the list!"
But back to it. So after setting the tone with rules 1-4, each taking strong stands against showing ankle, not keeping your ho in line and how to love your camel, number 5 states that-
'Rape is bad, mkay? But if you have to do it, and the woman fights, go Jihad on her ass my friend.' It goes on to imply that the maximum age SHOULD be 11 on this kind of thing, but if you have to go for the 'older' women, Allah understands. -
2/26/07, 10:37 AM
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