Bob Hawkins on Global Warming

Today's Real Science

But, don't these global warming models have some use professor? Could they be used for dating? Well, theoretically, yes ...  wait!  Oh, glavin. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, this computer code is the recipe for Eggs Benedict.  Who's been screwing with this thing? Well, my PhD is in atmospheric spectroscopy. My dissertation was about the effects of modeling errors on measurements of infrared absorption parameters. The global warming models have some disturbing characteristics. For example, their output doesn't depend on their inputs. A few years ago, it was found that the value for sunlight absorbed by clouds was off by 600%. No visible change. It was found that, due to a transcription error, the value for IR flux from water vapor was off by an amount equal to the increased IR flux from doubling CO2. Nada. How does that work? An error, equal in size to the whole effect that you're studying, does nothing, but the effect destroys the world? This isn't even "Garbage In, Garbage Out." This is "Anything In, Same Old Garbage Out." And that's only one problem. # posted by Bob Hawkins : 6:02 PM EST The debate is over.  The global warming science proves Al Gore is a dull witted fruit loop searching for a new identity, who fell in with commies and hucksters who've abused him like a red haired orphan.