Thursday, February 22, 2007

For the chilluns

YAWN
How in hell did I miss seeing this coming?  When the trial lawyer's assault on tobacco money appeared to die aborning, as jury after jury hooted at plaintiff's "my dear late 5 pack-a-day husband had no idea cigarettes were harmful" complaint, they invented "second hand smoke" out of whole cloth.  Innocent children.  The global warming crowd read the script.
GLOBAL warming will take a toll on children's health, according to a new report showing hospital admissions for fever soar as days get hotter.

Yup.  The chilluns will die, and it's ALL YOUR FAULT.  Ya Bastids.
2/22/2007 05:20:00 PM 5 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton


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Anonymous said...

So... If we do something about 'GLOBAL WARMING' the little buggers will never die? Is that what they are saying??? Too bad they aren't as concerned about them BEFORE they are born.

TFV

2/22/07, 6:25 PM
Anonymous said...

"The two-year study at a major children's hospital showed that for every five-degree rise in temperature two more children under six years old were admitted with fever to that hospital."

Let's see, the globe has warmed .6 degrees in the last century so that hospital has seen a rise of 2/10 of a patiant in the last 100 years?...I can live with that!

Excellent point, TFV

2/22/07, 6:29 PM
Anonymous said...

You'd think the hospital would be happy about the increase in customers- any other business would be- hehe.

TFV

2/22/07, 7:26 PM
Anonymous said...

GLOBAL WARMING: Women, chillun, minorities hardest hit. Heartless white guys overheard discussing how much less snow they'd have to shovel. Film at 11.

2/22/07, 8:27 PM
Anonymous said...

As a response to such a helpful survey, allow me to suggest an equally scientific solution:

Send all children to Tasmania in the summer and Darwin in the winter. There-- I probably just spared a thousand lives. You can thank me later.

2/22/07, 9:42 PM

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