Sunday, February 11, 2007

Hollywood astronauts

Make believe
Just yesterday my wife stated how happy she was to see movies without politics coming out like "The Astronaut Farmer".  I told they'd work it in somehow.  I just saw an ad for it where the title character is being grilled.  He's asked how they can be sure he's not going to tip his rocket with a weapon of mass destruction.  His response: "If I was going to build a WMD, you wouldn't be able to find it."

I was planning to see this movie, now I will not.

The (very) Annoyed White Male


I saw the same trailer, but had a different reaction to it.  I thought he was saying, "Hey, do you think I couldn't hide it well enough to avoid detection?"  The odds are, of course, heavily in your favor, this being Hollywood and all.  They just can't help themselves.   It can't be better than this astronaut film though.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine dropping coin of the relm to watch Billy Bob do anything.

Casca

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Really? I think he's a superb actor. Can't remember him ticking me off either.

Anonymous said...

He's great in Bandits
MM

Dr.Hardcrab said...

>>>

{in my best Carl voice}

'There's these two fellers standin' on a bridge...'

>>>

Anonymous said...

"How can we be sure you're not going to tip your rocket with a weapon of mass destruction?"

"Shut up, bitch. I'll show you a weapon of mass destruction..."

Anonymous said...

It's an honor to be posted verbatim on this site. Next time I email Rog I’ll check my spelling, grammar and writing. In my defense, I was very annoyed at the time.

AWM

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