Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Hunger

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Hunger - our fault

Today's "You Bastards!"

This Dutch produced PSA is obviously aimed at an American audience. I think they want us to send some chickens to East Timor to cure chicken pox, or something. We have to, because we are successful bastards who need to pay pay pay!

If these nations want to eliminate poverty and hunger, here's how. Democratize, lower taxes, and encourage individual initiative. And never put a "progressive" in charge. Ever.

Rodger the Real King of France 2/15/2007 08:46:00 PM 10 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

10 comments:

Rodger the Real King of France said...: Look at the "02-09-2009" on the rollover. Is that the "sell by" date?; 2/16/07, 12:13 AM
Anonymous said...: The answer is obvious. The "whole frying chicken" is valued more than a child from East Timor.; 2/16/07, 7:49 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Of course we know you don't really mean that.; 2/16/07, 9:50 AM
Anonymous said...: (remembering something about glass houses and stones...)

Producing, distributing and printing your guilt-trip Public Service Announcement cost more time and money than simply feeding some poor starving SOB, proving you don't want to help anyone in East Timor, you are simply jealous of the Americans. Gotcha!

Screw off, Dutchies. Besides, we'll be bombing you into submission in about 20 years when your disease-ridden Muslims are the majority. In the meantime, STFU and put on your burquas, lest your women be attacked by the plentiful roaming mobs of "youths."; 2/16/07, 10:57 AM
Anonymous said...: As Sam Oliver always used to say "Chicken ain't nothing but a big ole bird"....? That don't have nothin to do with nothin does it?; 2/16/07, 10:58 AM
Anonymous said...: Chickens taste better than East Timorian children, anyway. They're too damned bony, and a little gristly. Not bad in a stew and okay for a snack during a football game, but never good enough for an entree'.

signed,
Hannibal Lecter; 2/16/07, 11:01 AM
Anonymous said...: The big problem that children in East Timor had was that they were part of a former Portugese Catholic Enclave in Islamic Indonesia.

The best way to care for the children of East Timor would be to carpet bomb the rest of Indonesia.; 2/16/07, 11:33 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Or, as Alton Brown once instructed the squeamish, "Lobsters are nothing more than underwater cockroaches."; 2/16/07, 11:42 AM
Anonymous said...: At least you can eat a chicken. But you can't eat a kid from East Timor -- unless you are a member of the Donner party.; 2/16/07, 12:51 PM
Anonymous said...: Donner or Dahmer....or both?; 2/16/07, 1:31 PM

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Hunger - our fault

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