Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Inventions

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Inventions

Not "Eureka!" - "Surf & Turf"

I was so excited last night that I couldn't sleep. I went out to the garage and invented the invention of the year. Stay with me.

We learned yesterday

AWK! that there is a market niche of people who want to walk their goldfish, and another one for people who don't want to use pooper scooper contraptions, or even baggies. Some may call them useless human swine, but I call them cash cows. Why not combine the two? I took an old Euro Pro CW240 Shark Bagless Water Filter/Filtration Canister Vacuum Cleaner, adapted a 12 volt motorcycle battery, and bingo!

I'm too busy to get involved in the manufacturing process right now, so I'll tell you what. The first person who puts $100 in my Pay Pal gets the patent, and all other rights to this invention I call the ''Surf and Turf®." But you gotta act now!

Rodger the Real King of France 2/07/2007 09:11:00 AM 10 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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Anonymous said...: Rodger, let me extend an invitation to you to be on the board of my company Bizarre Concepts Inc. We own the patents on the Puke Diverter, a hands free party ashtray, a novel shaving device that uses a leftover 1/4 HP motor and your used sanding disks and other stars of the Hammeracher Schlemiel catalog. Whaddya say? Free beer served at every meeting, which is whenever a quorum (2 or more directors)is present or a board member wants a beer.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick; 2/7/07, 9:26 AM
Anonymous said...: Have you ever seen, The Red Green Show?

Casca; 2/7/07, 9:43 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick - is there honoraria involved?

RE Red Green, do you see duct tape on the Surf ... oh, you were speaking to the General.; 2/7/07, 10:25 AM
Anonymous said...: ...aaaaaand you can use it to steal Koi from the local botanical gardens pond.; 2/7/07, 10:44 AM
Anonymous said...: GREAT! And if gets the goldfish fed in the process! Dman I love multi-tasking!; 2/7/07, 11:18 AM
Anonymous said...: brilliance...; 2/7/07, 11:50 AM
Anonymous said...: is there honoraria involved?
Well, our chaplain leads us in a chant "Hail to Mighty Schlong the Magnificent, owner of the B-52" to open every meeting. If we also close the meeting with that, will that do?

Casca - Red Green is my hero, but being Canadian, is ineligible to join the board, but we sent him an honorary membership certificate and a roll of Murican duct tape.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick; 2/7/07, 12:30 PM
Anonymous said...: Perhaps we can have Air China provide her with a plane (see post below); 2/7/07, 5:26 PM
Anonymous said...: If the previous comment seems non-sensical it's because it is...dropped it in the wrong post. My bad; 2/7/07, 5:30 PM
Anonymous said...: Here's a tool Rodger
http://www.popsci.com/popsci/whatsnew/306bf29f7c14d010vgnvcm1000004eecbccdrcrd.html; 2/8/07, 9:35 PM

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Inventions

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