New Award

Dixie PHUKS, et al

It occurs to me that, given their love for centralization, the leftists who control the World Trophy Givers Assoc ought to combine them all into a PHUKUSA PRIZE. Just off the top of my head, the winners and nominees of the Nobel Peace, Oscar, Grammy. Emmy, Foreign Film, Peoples Choice. and some other prizes and awards I've missed, have all been recognized, not for merit, but for a willingness to bash the United States, and President Bush. The awards would be given at one huge PHUKFEST, and like the BCS, the site would rotate among OSLO, Paris, Hollywood and New York. It makes more sense, doesn't it, that Jimmy Carter, instead of being a Nobel Laureate, was instead a PHUKER, and we Americans the PHUKEES? Hell, I could even root for Al Gore to become a PHUKER.