Nigeria and Garbage

Today's Reason Why You Should Call Nigeria and Say You're Sorry.

Here's a nice side dish to that plea - I Go Chop Your Dollar And while you're calling, I am Lady Maryam Abacha, wife of the late General and Grand Potentate Sani Ababch, ex-military Head of State of Nigeria who died recently of heart problems.  I contacted you because of my need to deal with honest persons whom my family and I have had no previous personal relationships.  I seek your cooperation and assistance in transering the sum of US$ 50,000,000 (Fifty Million Dollars) to someone we can trust.  Please deposit your  refundable $10,000 Bond here so that I can send you the bullion for your safe keeping. You will be paid a fee US$ 10 Million Dollars as soon as your Bond is verified.  Keep this secret.