Thursday, March 15, 2007

bEST jOKE

Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006.

  John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
 
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"

She said, "Aye, did ye now.  And what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, errrr... sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.  The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

 She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years.  Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

Jack B

3 comments:

B....... said...

I usually forward these to my lovely bride. Although, I don't think that I will be forwarding this one. Life is hell when one approaches 60!

Anonymous said...

Today March 16, is Evacuation Day. In 1776 George Washington threatened to destroy the Brits in Boston by using their own canon [captured at Ticonderoga] on them. Geotge ran them off to Nova Scotia.
Tomorrow March 17 is St. Urho's Day celebrating St. Urho running the grasshoppers out of Finland. [Either with a pitchfork or with his breath, he ate fish stew made with sour milk.]

Tomorrow March 17, ia also St. Patrick's Day. St. Patrick ran the snakes out of Ireland. Nature, being cruel, allowed these snakes to migrate to Boston and evolve into Kennedy's. That is why St. Pat's is a holy day of obligation, dedecated to prayer of deliverance from evil.

Happy St. Patricks Day and stay clear of canon, grasshoppers, and snakes, all of which come in various shades of green.

Anonymous said...

Happy Saint Patrick's Day to all of you.Have a real good time and remember,if you drink,don't drive....And if you eat a bowl of chili..don't play the tuba.

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