Sunday, March 18, 2007

CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY
IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:


5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here
just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put
your ear down real close?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."
3/18/2007 12:27:00 PM 2 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton


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Anonymous said...

You have interrupted my five-times-a-day prayer to Mohammed, infidel. And for that you must die! Ululululululululul!"

3/18/07, 9:45 PM
Anonymous said...

Number one.

Definitely, number one.

3/19/07, 3:33 PM

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