A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Ed and Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor.
"You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said Ed. "My thang's turnin' blue."
"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's "thang" really was blue. The doctor turns to Arlene,
"Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?"
"Yep, shore am," she replied brightly.
"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"
"Grape," she said
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Merrily
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