Saturday, March 03, 2007

Seuss and pussy

Sneetches up your Breetches
About twenty years ago I read an essay by someone I've forgotten, which postulation was, put simply, that you can understand everything man has ever done, from work to wars; cliques to clothes,  if you accept that the driving force behind every action is ....  pussy.   That's right. Everything man does is directed, ultimately, to getting laid.  It  was a serious essay, btw, and forcefully delivered. 

Mother Superior has a different theory.  The key to understanding everything is found in THE SNEETCHES .  I think there's truth in both arguments.
3/03/2007 12:08:00 PM 5 Comments

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Anonymous said...

That's exactly what the late-great Milton Friedman said during his acceptance speech for the 1976 Nobel Prize in Economics. He was a hell of a man. And evidently kept Rose Friedman pretty happy too.

3/3/07, 12:34 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

Maybe it was a Friedman essay. Hoooooo-ah.

3/3/07, 12:58 PM
Howard said...

Orson Welles, probably quoting someone or other, said that every everything great that man has ever done was for the sole purpose of impressing his girl friend.

3/3/07, 3:55 PM
Anonymous said...

As that great economist Gary Busey once said, "Why are women so uptight? They've got half the money and all the pussy."

3/3/07, 7:49 PM
Anonymous said...

To quote my good friend Jim, "Pussy will make you do stupid shit."
Tim

3/4/07, 11:30 AM

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