Friday, April 27, 2007

Ask a Liberal to help You Kid

Dear God:
 
  Why didn't you save the school children at ?. ..
 
  Moses Lake , Washington 2/2/96
  Bethel , Alaska 2/19/97
  Pearl , Mississippi 10/1/97
  West Paducah , Kentucky 12/1/97
  Stamp, Arkansas 12/15/97
  Jonesboro , Arkansas 3/24/98
  Edinboro , Pennsylvania 4/24/98
  Fayetteville , Tennessee 5/19/98
  Springfield , Oregon 5/21/98
  Richmond , Virginia 6/15/98
   Littleton , Colorado 4/20/99
  Taber , Alberta , Canada 5/28/99
  Conyers , Georgia 5/20/99
  Deming , New Mexico 11/19/99
  Fort Gibson , Oklahoma 12/6/99
  Santee , California 3/ 5/01
  El Cajon , California 3/22/01 and
  Blacksburg, VA 4/16/07 ?
 
  Sincerely,
 
  Concerned Student

Dear Concerned Student:
  Sorry,
 
  I am not allowed in schools.
 
  Sincerely,
 
  God

Mother Superior

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Beslan.

Anonymous said...

Madrassah

MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...

Yup, MS musta seen the same video I found last week and used for my first blog post in over a year. Here's a link to watch the whole thing over at YouTube...

Anonymous said...

That picture reminds me, "How come people think it's okay to remark that someone's dog is fat?" It's rude, and the dog in that picture is no less faithful for it either. In fact, I'll take my neutered overweight dog any day over the likes of those who have harmed our children with their evil anti-Christian laws. (I like that picture, Rodger)
**Dogs are noble**

Anonymous said...

Mother knows best.

Anonymous said...

God makes fat dogs and skinny dogs, just like He does people. Don't assume it's the owner.

pdwalker said...

That puts the "punch" in "punchline"

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