Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Broken Bulbs

Dim Bulb

A story of stupidity, rampant environmentalism,
FOL (fear of lawyers), and the carrion willing to profit from it. (See asbestos)

Prospect ME resident Brandy Bridges holds up a newspaper insert promoting the type of CFL (compact fluorescent lamp) bulbs that she says have caused elevated levels of mercury in her home when one broke last month.

PROSPECT ME— It was just like any other Tuesday.

On March 13, Brandy Bridges was installing some of the two dozen CFL (compact fluorescent lamp) bulbs she had purchased in an attempt to save money on her energy bill.

One month later, though, Bridges is paying much more than she had ever expected to.

On that Tuesday, Bridges was installing one of the spiral-shaped light bulbs in her 7-year-old daughter’s bedroom. Suddenly, the bulb plummeted to the floor, breaking on the shag carpet.

Bridges, who was wary of the dangers of cleaning up a fluorescent bulb, called The Home Depot where she purchased them. She was told that the bulbs had mercury in them and that she should not vacuum the area where the bulb had broken. Bridges was directed to call the Poison Control hotline.

Poison Control directed her to the Maine Center for Disease Control and Prevention and the Department of Environmental Protection.

Upon reaching the DEP the next day, the agency offered to send a specialist out to Bridges’ house to test the air levels. The specialist arrived soon after the phone conversation and began testing the downstairs, where he found safe levels of mercury — below the state’s limit of 300 ng/m3 (nanograms per cubic meter).

In the daughter’s bedroom, the levels remained well below the 300 mark, except for near the carpet where the bulb broke. There the mercury levels spiked to 1,939 ng/m3. On a bag of toys that bulb fragments had landed on, the levels of mercury were 556 ng/m3.

Bridges was told by the specialist not to clean up the bulb and mercury powder by herself. He recommended the Clean Harbors Environmental Services branch in Hampden.

Clean Harbors gave Bridges a low-ball estimate of $2,000, based on what she described, to clean up the room properly. The work entailed removing anything with levels greater than 300 ng/m3, including the carpeting.

One month later, Bridges’ daughter’s bedroom remains sealed off with plastic “to avoid any dust blowing around” and to keep the family’s pets from going in and out of the room. [But wait, there's more]

Someone, please, stab me in the liver.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

My lightbulbs very rarely plummet to the floor, they might stoll around once in a while but no plummeting allowed. Can she sue the Gorester for the cleanup or perhaps have her house declared a Superfund site and have it sealed in concrete?

Anonymous said...

Step 1: Buy a can of tuna.
Step 2: Hire a lawyer.
Step 3: Profit

JFlash said...

How does a bulb, any bulb, break on a shag carpet? A raw egg wouldn't break on one.

Anonymous said...

You have to help it "plummet" with a mighty over-hand pitch.

skh

Anonymous said...

"For information on cleaning up a broken CFL, go to www.maine.gov/dep/." I challenge you folks to find this cleanup help on their website in less than 30 seconds and with less than 4 clicks. It's doable, but not that easy.

Anonymous said...

I don't suppose that she has considered a DIY rug-cleaner from your local grocery/rental center? The water would mitigate any dust and those things will suck the chrome off a bumper hitch. Honestly I don't know why I am wasting my time thinking about this but I'm willing to share to 14 years experience in hazardous waste clean-up. Hell, this probably won't even post.I have terrible luck with this site. My coffee is still about 5 minutes from the second pot of the morning and I am just killing time.

Yatalli

Anonymous said...

Roger, I don't think there has been a shag rug made since about 1968. I imagine mercury is one of the least toxic items in a 40 year old carpet. It is funny though how the greens never plan for the unexpected long term effects of their kneejerk ideas.

Anonymous said...

Dim Bulb=Dumb B**ch. And agreed... something smells in Maine. It's scary to think she's allowed to have and influence a child. *shudder*

Anonymous said...

Awright now....Fess up..That blond in the picture in drag is Steve Martin,no?

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's just me, but I remember as a youth playing with mercury. We'd put a puddle of it on the table, then hit it and watch it break up into little spheres, then coalesce into a large puddle again. It wasn't hard to get, and nobody died. Of course, that was back in the good old days, when unprotected sex wasn't fatal and students routinely brought their .22 rifles to school so they could go rabbit hunting after class!
-MichigammeDave

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