Saturday, April 28, 2007

Carbon Offsets

The Road to Contrition

Passes through me
I know what you're saying, "No way Rodge, you photoshopped your way into good citizenship."  Wrong, dioxide breath.  I got mine through the GOC, and they were free!  That's the problem.  Your conscience will not be fully assuaged of conspicuous consumption guilt by free stuff.  Even Al Gore pays $18, or so, for offsets he buys from himself, so why shouldn't you?  That's where I come in.  Go to Denny's, do the procedure and get your offset certificate, then come back here and give me $18.  You'll sleep better, and won't have to plant 80 trees in Botswana.
4/28/2007 08:42:00 AM 4 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton


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Anonymous said...

Good morning Rodger, yeah I got mine yesterday in the amount of "enough to shut the GW nuts up"
Wishful thinking, huh?

4/28/07, 10:23 AM
Anonymous said...

I'm happy with my "carbon foot print" in fact I think it's a bit too small, so now I'm looking for a '70 Nova or some other piece of Chevy muscle.

p.s. Eff Toyota, and their ugly crap they call cars.

4/28/07, 10:38 AM
Anonymous said...

Next Christmas's Pet Rocks.

4/28/07, 12:11 PM
Anonymous said...

Rule #1 of Civilization:
Nature is the enemy.

4/28/07, 3:52 PM

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