Hey Kids! |
I have a trick |
 There are always two sides to any issue, except when liberals are the tellers. Like this. If you smoke, you have the opportunity to amaze your kids with this bit of legerdemain. Into an ice filled glass, exhale through a straw the rich, full bodied smoke of a Lucky Strike cigarette. Then you can do this. Your kids will look at you in awe and wonder until they're at least eight years old. |
You must be one fun grandpa! My grandpa smoked a pipe. I loved going to his house.
Ah, memories. My Grandpa Benny used to blow smoke in my ear and put the foam from his beer on my nose.
Gosh I miss him.
Well meet Uncle Benny II Linda.
Yep, my step Grandpa smoked cigars and drank Scotch...he let me try both. At age 4 or 5. I didn't try again either for at least 11 years. Now I don't do them again. Often.
My grandson liked the one where you fill a paper plate with water then sprinkle it liberally with black pepper.When you drop a drip of dish detergent in the center of the plate,the pepper with dash in an instant to the outer edges of the water.Kewl.
