Monday, April 09, 2007

Cruise as a German?

Nazi Era Cruise Role?

There are bad ideas in Hollywood, and then there are bad ideas. Kevin Costner as a futuristic water avenger with gills? Terrible. Demi Moore as a stripper? Yikes. Tom Cruise as a samurai? Even worse.

But no one says no in Hollywood when a star says yes. So Cruise, unable to stop his career suicide, has picked one more impossible mission: He is set to play a ...

4/09/2007 02:00:00 PM 3 Comments

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Anonymous said...

Wait! Isn't that Hollyspeak for Bush portrayal??

4/9/07, 2:36 PM
Anonymous said...

hehehe !

JUICE is right...

will this Hitler have a Texas drawl?

but, worse yet, will Cruise be able to do a German accent?

and how will the old Science-OLOGY thing fit in?

4/9/07, 4:14 PM
Anonymous said...

I'm sure the von Stauffenbergs are just thrilled.

Just come out of the closet, Claus.

4/9/07, 4:37 PM

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