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After an exhaustive
review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and
health.:
1. Japanese eat very
little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of
fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red
wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
4. Italians drink excessive
amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. Germans drink
beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
Conclusion: eat and
drink what you like. Speaking english is apparently what kills
you.
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