Sunday, April 22, 2007

Feeling Safe at GW

Today's One-Minute Liberal

Stephen Trachtenberg

Here's Today's One-Minute Liberal.

G.W. University President Stephen Trachtenberg explains to Chris Wallace his school's defense against what happened at Virginia Tech.  I know what you're asking.  "Rodge, is this Trachtenberg from the same gene pool that produced Yale Dean of Student Affairs Betty Trachtenberg?''

It would sure appear that way, wouldn't it?

8 comments:

AnnoyedOne said...

Ok, so the "security officers" aren't armed but they look really really menacing and will shout "stop" very loudly.

[sarcasm on]
If I went to VT I'd feel safe.
[sarcasm off]

MitchM said...

Congratulations Mr. Trachtenburg, you've just told the next insane a**hole where to find a barrel of fish.

Anonymous said...

So...
A nut with a sharp pencil would be a deadly threat to everybody on campus.

Duck and cover!

Anonymous said...

Yep another idiot.

Anonymous said...

That was me.

Anonymous said...

Guns have been banned in Britain for years, so now swords are becoming a menace. "Imitation" samurai swords have been identified as a weapon of choice in various attacks, so the Home Office has announced it wants to ban the weapons by the end of the year as part of a "wider crackdown" on knives and other bladed weapons.

"Samurai sword crime is low in volume but high in profile," a Home
Office spokesman said. "It is already illegal to have a samurai sword in a public place but I want to restrict the number of dangerous
weapons in circulation." Those caught with swords, whether used in an assault or not, would face up to six months in jail and a 5,000-pound (US $9,800) fine. (London Telegraph) ... The ultimate conclusion: half of all Brits will be sentenced to break rocks into sand so the other half can't throw them.

Linda Sue O'Grady said...

STOP! or I'll yell STOP again!


Yeah. that'll work.

Anonymous said...

He really believes he just made his campus safer by announcing that nobody regularly on his campus is ever armed.
Obviously Dr. Trachtenberg's PhD. is "Piled High Dung."

The evil side of me thinks it would serve him right if we ran through his campus like a bunch of wild west cowboys and shot out all the lights and a few windows and disappeared in a cloud of gunsmoke while he was hiding under his desk and campus security was trying to dial 911. Sanctimonious fuckwit.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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