Saturday, April 28, 2007

Gun Confiscation

I HAVE A DREAM
Dan Simpson

Dan Simpson's Dream
Retired diplomat Dan Simpson reveals his plan for solving the gun as he sees it problem.  No-no, it's okay.  Dan had a Daisy air-rifle as a kid.  And, give him his due.  Dan  has the guts to put in print the very plan that folks like Lenin, Hitler, and Chuckles Schumer would never mention beforehand.  Carry on Dan.

... Now, how would one disarm the American population?

First of all, federal or state laws would need to make it a crime punishable by a $1,000 fine and one year in prison per weapon to possess a firearm. The population would then be given three months to turn in their guns, without penalty.

Hunters would be able to deposit their hunting weapons in a centrally located arsenal, heavily guarded, from which they would be able to withdraw them each hunting season upon presentation of a valid hunting license. The weapons would be required to be redeposited at the end of the season on pain of arrest. When hunters submit a request for their weapons, federal, state, and local checks would be made to establish that they had not been convicted of a violent crime since the last time they withdrew their weapons. In the process, arsenal staff would take at least a quick look at each hunter to try to affirm that he was not obviously unhinged.

It would have to be the case that the term "hunting weapon" did not include anti-tank ordnance, assault weapons, rocket-propelled grenade launchers, or other weapons of war.

All antique or interesting non-hunting weapons would be required to be delivered to a local or regional museum, also to be under strict 24-hour-a-day guard. There they would be on display, if the owner desired, as part of an interesting exhibit of antique American weapons, as family heirlooms from proud wars past or as part of collections.

Gun dealers could continue their work, selling hunting and antique firearms. They would be required to maintain very tight inventories. Any gun sold would be delivered immediately by the dealer to the nearest arsenal or the museum, not to the buyer.

The disarmament process would begin after the initial three-month amnesty. Special squads of police would be formed and trained to carry out the work. Then, on a random basis to permit no advance warning, city blocks and stretches of suburban and rural areas would be cordoned off and searches carried out in every business, dwelling, and empty building. All firearms would be seized. The owners of weapons found in the searches would be prosecuted: $1,000 and one year in prison for each firearm.

 
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Simpson suggests that "The "gun lobby" would no doubt try to head off in the courts the new laws and the actions to implement them." Do you think Dan?   I can't help thinking about the fate of  another author of similarly obscene musings in a free forum. 

Let me suggest a real problem today, as opposed to Dan Simpson's hysterical corn studded urban burrito.   The real crisis is coming up with a way whereby citizens can own modern weaponry.  This makes sense only if you understand that the intent of the Second Amendment as protection against government gone tyrannical, which will eventually always happen [ahem]. 

How do I get hold of  laser weapons, and surface to air missiles?  Obviously the cost would be prohibitive for an individual, but citizen militias ought be looking at the problem.  In case you think it's me who''s over the top, consider that the Dan Simpson think-alikes control congress today. 

HFS!  is right.
Stoo

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

About the only fellows I can think of that do have some big stuff are the John Birch Society. Bunkers full of stuff. Rockets with no fuel, bombs w/no explosives etc.. I do believe they have an awful lot of interesting chemicals stored somewhere though. My memory is straining on this one but it seems to me that in lthe late 70's early 80's period Big Bro used to spot check them quite a bit. However this could have been paranoid propoganda poured into a young maleable mind. Anybody got the skinny on this?

Rodger the Real King of France said...

The John Birch Society was yesteryear's NRA. Their chief crime was claiming that communists in the Roosevelt and Truman Administrations handed China to the communists. Turns out they were right. Go figure.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I figured they were probably OK, Walter Brennan was a member. Just ran through the spread on wikipedia. I never trust that place but from what I read they were right about all that paranoid commie stuff. They quoted someone, I don't remember who, as to how we don't have to worry about the communist without but the one within our society. Reminded me again of ol' shoe thumper, Kruschev wasn't it?

Anonymous said...

That's a scary screed. I wonder if ole Dan knows about the Bill of Rights and its contents?

the intent of the Second Amendment as protection against government gone tyrannical and Dan Iknowwhatsgoodforyou Simpson.

I sincerely hope he is mugged by a guy with a Prius lugwrench.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

Are we sure that Dan Simpson's first name isn't really Homer or Bart or even Marge.. Perhaps we can put all the liberal idiots in one state (the furthest downwind of the prevailing winds) and let Dan run the reactor there. In the meantime put Homer Simpson in Congress. That sawp would raise the IQ average in congress substantially.


Seriously though, this is scary. the far left and far right define the middle and garbage like this moves the pointer left.

Anonymous said...

The random searches is a great idea - except it won't work as long as there is loose dirt and waterproof boxes around....

Bans certainly didn't stop the various European resistance movements in WWII from having guns ---- THANKFULLY!!!

Rodger the Real King of France said...

... didn't stop the various European resistance movements ...

Actually, it was necessary for us and the Brits to airdrop thousands of guns and ammo to the resistance. Who will help us that way? Canada?

MitchM said...

Sure, as long as we don't need more than 3 or 4 and they will come with locks on them.

Anonymous said...

At a Saturday night meeting of a local Toledo huntsmen club,Dan Simpson,after sandwiches and beverages,lectured the men on his new plan for gun control.A heated debate ensued,as Dan hammered home his ideas which the hunters felt belittled them as long time and experienced weapons handlers.Members spoke out loudly and firmly in response to Mr. Simpson's plan......Dan is expected to be able to sit up and take nourishment in about a week or so............"WAKE UP! HEY!"......."Oh jeez.I must have been dreaming"

Anonymous said...

Caption for picture...."Come away with me and sail away to exotic places.I will feed you Exlax.I will give you Fenamint to chew"......"I'll die first"......"You'll $4iT"...Huh???

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