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Monday, April 30, 2007

How Barack Found His Mojo

How Obama Found Christ

Here's the game. I have not read this Drudge linked story about "How Obama Found Christ," nor even clicked to see the source. With nothing more to go on than a solid understanding of the media, and what concerns Democrats, I'll posit stuff.

He found Christ in his sock drawer (this is a long shot)
The article appears in any one of a passel of democrat party suck-ass media outlets.
The story was spoon fed by Obama's campaign because Obama is a democrat, and democrats have earned a solid reputation for believing in several gods, all named PAC MAN.
Obama's name is Barack Hussein Obama. Many people outside of the democratic party caucus believe that we are at war with Islamic fascists. You see the problem.

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Rodger the Real King of France 4/30/2007 05:23:00 PM 11 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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Anonymous said...: I don't know much about O'bama finding Christ, but I did talk to Jesus today and my car is now repaired and ready for pickup.; 4/30/07, 7:17 PM
Anonymous said...: It's just fine that black people have themselves a candidate and that THAT 'public servant' has found a religion and a pastor to suit him.In Reverend Wright, it would seem to me,Obama has found a pastor along the lines of 'Rev' Sharpton in that he seems to be a black racist,white hating,preacher who teaches his flock the same old jive about how white racism is what's holding them down and NOT the lack of education and the failed and phoney policies of the Democratic party and the greedy,self seving black leadership over many decades.This man Rev. Wright is NO Martin L. King Jr.and for Obama to hold him up as his spiritual mentor should be a warning to white voters and for black voters who understand how they have been repeatedly let down by the hate mongers with NO real plans or intentions to lead blacks out of the pit of ignorance and poverty.....You wouldn't think Obama should stand a chance in hell of gaining the nomination, but hold on to your hat.Uninformed blacks and white disciples of 'The Frankfort School' of Marxist PC along with droves of just plain stupid voters in general,will stumble over their own feet in their 'trip' to vote for 'Obama the Righteous',whose main virtue is hating Republicans and who at some future date will no doubt hear the voice of ALLAH and rejoin the Muslims of his heritage...His main opponent is of course another mealey mouthed troller of Negros,the venerable Hillary. I really don't know which of these quacks will out buffalo the other, but if elected,everyone,as they say,black,white, brown,yellow or green, will be the loser.Hard to believe that this kind of 'patent medicine showmanship' and 'snake oil promotion' can be so effective,but we've seen it succeed before.....I say that ignorance and Marxism are our worst enemies and could bring about our downfall,and our salvation (good religious word) lies in the proper education of the young,which I'm afraid has slipped out of our uncautious hands.; 4/30/07, 7:18 PM
Anonymous said...: Hey JMcD, I really enjoy your comments, so full of info. OK,"and our salvation (good religious word) lies in the proper education of the young,which I'm afraid has slipped out of our uncautious hands." Yeah, and who has been destroying the education of our kids...libs who teach the children revisionist history and that they don't need discipline or morals and it doesn'y matter if they learn anything they still deserve a diploma. I believe that short of ignoring the Constitution and denying liberals and the people from the shallow end of the gene pool their right to vote our currenbt situation was inevitable. We still have our last resort. I suggest when we reinvent the country we go back to the old rules with one exception. No diploma, no vote. And teachers must teach the curriculum or lose their license. Teach facts, not opinion.; 4/30/07, 7:44 PM
Anonymous said...: Thanks Gen...Agree with you regarding our educational system and it's teachers.I sincerely believe that the Marxists and other unqualified dolts are in command our the instilling of learning (and lack thereof)in our children.Is it already too late to correct this situation?I hope not,but I DO realize that these criminal instructors are turning out the future leaders of government,business and schools.The blocks have to be thrown to these evil bastards before it's way past time for a change of course....Best Regards,Gen.; 4/30/07, 8:09 PM
Anonymous said...: "He had sampled various faiths but adopted none until he met Mr. Wright, a dynamic pastor who preached Afrocentric theology, dabbled in radical politics and delivered music-and-profanity-spiked sermons." What surprises me is not that he chose this hate filled freak but that the NYT actually saw fit to let everyone know it. You will notice however the incredibly fast movement of Obama's legs as he tries to distance himself from his spiritual mentor. Face it, these people (liberals) are spoon fed hatred from the time they can crawl. I'm so tired of arguing about and with these people. Can't we just give them their own seperate little country to destroy. We could be nice and supply them with blankets or help them with their defense by airlifting some nukes to them. You know, just to be neighborly.; 4/30/07, 9:11 PM
Anonymous said...: Yes.Very surprising that the NYT would expose 'Barry', unless maybe they are attempting to do what they can to lessen Obama's chances thereby helping the cause of their probable 'chosen one', Hillary 'just a country girl' Clinton.......The NYT 'All The News That's Fed To Print'; 4/30/07, 9:40 PM
Anonymous said...: You're right. I keep thinking of them all beinng on the same side. Right now while they are stabbing each other in the back is when we need to unite and catch them all off guard. I'm hoping Fred Thompson is as Reaganistic as he's being painted. Hey I think I invented a new word. So, anybody want to disillusion me about Fred. Newt blew himself out of the water with the GW poo.; 4/30/07, 9:46 PM
Anonymous said...: JMcD and GenCpl--I think Heinlein had the right idea in Starship Troopers--Citizenship depends on military service. Personally, i trust the judgement of those who put their butts on the line more than the ones who sit on their butts and collect their "sittin' at home money".; 5/1/07, 8:07 AM
Anonymous said...: Hey Anon 8:07....Man,that brings back some happy memories...When I was a kid I was a sci/fi fan (freak might be more like it) and I enjoyed Heinlein along with Bradbury,Asimov,Huxley and many more....Well science caught up with fiction and ended that pleasure, but not before I took some memorable journeys. I almost wish sometimes that I still thought life was possible on Mars and Venus and that I could travel at light speed.; 5/1/07, 10:13 AM
MitchM said...: Hi JMcD, yeah, I was raised on Sci-Fi, love it still. We had shelves lining the hallway with thousands of books. Everything from MZB,Heinlein,Asimove,Bradbury, all the way to L'Amour, yeah I know he doesn't fit with the rest but should still be required reading for all young men along with Clemens, Longfellow, Poe, Verne...well you get the point. Yes I left women out for a reason, they should have different reading material, stuff that teaches them how to keep us from messing up or at least limiting the damage we do.; 5/1/07, 6:32 PM
Anonymous said...: Actually, I thought his name was Obama bin Laden.

Jackie Mason has a funny take on that guy

http://www.jackiemason.com/youtube/3_11_07.html

http://www.jackiemason.com/youtube.html; 5/1/07, 10:36 PM

Monday, April 30, 2007

How Barack Found His Mojo

How Obama Found Christ

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