They were speeding too. |
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
No U Turn
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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HFS - where was that pic taken?
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick - 4/25/07, 7:52 PM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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i don't know
- 4/25/07, 7:57 PM
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Fitzcarraldo???
- 4/25/07, 8:04 PM
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My wife says they probably didn't stop and ask for directions either...
well, duh. - 4/25/07, 8:25 PM
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- OK students....
Can you all say N-O-A-H?
(pregnant pause)
- Good....I was sure you could!
- Now, do you all remember what the good Saint Al-Gorbal Worming said?
- Suzy?.....yes?
- Good! YES!! "It's all the fault of the Bush Fambly."
- OK students, repeat after me:
We wipe our feces with our fingers because Bush would not bow to Allah! (Praise his holy name...)
Revisionist history at its best.
Sven in Colorado - 4/25/07, 8:40 PM
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The Ark!
They finally found The Ark! - 4/25/07, 8:42 PM
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..."Hell no..did you see the SLOW-LEMMING CROSSING sign?"
- 4/25/07, 9:58 PM
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Dammit, I just had to listen to the blithering cashier at the grocery store spout the party line on plastic bags learned from her daughter, who learned it from her science teacher. According to those in the bottom thirty percent of graduating classes who move on to become teachers, the number code on the plastic container is the number of millions of years it takes for the container to biodegrade. Fuck her, I doublebagged.
Casca - 4/25/07, 11:04 PM
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Way to go Casca!!
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick - 4/26/07, 12:02 AM
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Casca,
Good for you. That bit about "millions of years to biodegrade" is BS. Oprah was apparently spouting this nonsense a few days ago b/c I heard it from my mother-in-law. Ugh. America is now educated by Oprah and The View... we're quite doomed.
Besides, those bags are worthless after two years and begin falling apart after only a few months. I had some onion bulbs hanging in the cellar, double-bagged(!) and in less than a year the bottom fell out of the bag and the plastic was brittle. It actually crumbles if you touch it. Sort of like left-wing activist "science." - 4/26/07, 10:39 AM