Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Pelosi eats garbage

Speaker Hankey Pranked
U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi wears a scarf inside Ommayad Mosque. Tuesday April 3, 2007 President George W. Bush criticized her trip to Syria, saying it sends mixed signals to President Bashar Assad. After the mosque stopover an unidentified State Department official told the Speaker that this slum area was a popular market in downtown Damascus, and that it was customary to show humility by eating garbage. She was covered with lice when aides found her, and vowing revenge. “Anybody who’s ever dealt with me knows not to mess with me. ...” And, “How am I supposed to eat at the State dinner tonight? I'm stuffed.” The State Department called the incident unfortunatte.
4/03/2007 03:23:00 PM 10 Comments

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MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...

Schlong... U da man! I'm surprised Scott Ott hadn't thought up that one first.

4/3/07, 4:16 PM
Anonymous said...

I simply "adore" Nancy's new babushka look! All the girls in Milan are a-twitter over her fashion statement!

Kisses!

4/3/07, 5:52 PM
Anonymous said...

So, has she already orally gratified Bashar Al-Assad?

4/3/07, 6:39 PM
Anonymous said...

Pelosi was told by the State Department official,that she could show courtesy and respect for the men at the 'market'by offering 'Kisish' to all gathered there...."You are a 'Koos' and a 'Sharmoota' said Ahmad,while picking through the wares."Inti mafish Mukh!",said another."Ikhlassy akhrasi ya sharmoot wa iftahy khashmik!"..."Oh thank you for those kind words",said the Cuntessa,oblivious to the leud offer just made her...."Bi kem el sharmoota di?" said the man,placing silver coins in the palm of the State Dept official..." Heh,heh..Just do what these guys say senator" he said to her."They're all liberals"

4/3/07, 7:05 PM
Anonymous said...

Why doesn't Nancy just stay over there?

4/3/07, 7:53 PM
AnnoyedOne said...

Hey Rodger, you edited my post!
Do you have nuns around?

4/3/07, 7:59 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

yes ... mother superior is on the range.

4/3/07, 8:13 PM
Anonymous said...

J McD: They speak Egyptian in Syria? Who knew!

4/3/07, 10:55 PM
Anonymous said...

Hmmm. Bunch of guys from out of town visiting for the re-cycling convention?

4/4/07, 1:17 AM
Anonymous said...

U.A.R. 1958-1961

4/4/07, 12:19 PM

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