Succinct and pretty. Forget time machines, I want an age machine. I need to add 20 years to her age.
 

Or better yet, subtract 20 from ours.
 

No, I'm afraid that would still get me thrown in jail...or shot.
 

I'm embarrassed by all this. Come on, she's a young girl with a big mind. Celebrate that.
 

If anyone posts a message to her, tell Cynthia she's our Squadron PIA Officer with the rank of Major Major.
 

This kid is adorable i would like to just hug her and nothing dirty about it. She is just great and brilliant.

Uh Rodger what was my rank and position it was sergeant general of something?
 

All the files were lost in a fire in the chicken coop. Anyway, you're mow Inspector General Corporal. (I.G.CPL)
 

This intellectual young woman, may just prove to be the next Ann Coulter.
 

certainly dumb enough to be the next coulter and almost skinny enough.
I suspect though that once she's out of mommy and daddys house (shes taking SATs) she'll be on girls gone wild and then become a fluff girl in CA.