Sunday, April 08, 2007

Schlong Show

The Schlong Show

I just replaced the 6 videos I had entrusted to Blip TV, and I don't know what copyright material they're talking about.  Don't care either.  Their standards are obviously higher than my own, so plllttttttt,
Blip Blip TV
This is how it always goes, ain't it?  Finally fed up with SMART VIDEO'S slow turnaround time and erratic behavior, I signed a contract with a new studio this morning. The Schlong Show will now be appearing on the  Blip TV Network. No sooner had I done that when a check with Smart Video finds them operating on all 6 cylinders again. Too bad. Blip offers several advantages.
  1. Revenue sharing (with the caveat 'don't quit your day job'
  2. Visitors to my studio are not subjected by sleazy sex video scenes.. Unless they're my sleazy sex video scenes.
  3. I can offer video in any known format (.mpg., avi., mov., wmv,. etc.
  4. I don't have to perform nude (frontal).
  5. 5. Almost instantaneous turnaround time.
Still learning the ropes over there, so we'll see if it pans out. This video sent by Tim took 10 seconds to process. I give you ...

ROCK & ROLL FOREVER!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

That RAWK'd, by gum!

Anonymous said...

Had a hell of a time forwarding your SmartVideos. These I can't even do that
MM

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Easy as hell. Click the Schlong Show Link above, and pick your video. All kinds of options.

Anonymous said...

High-5, Tim! That's a sweet one.

Anonymous said...

NICE !

Blip TV has no idea how lucky they are...

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