| Scrutinizin' For Perps | 
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
| Scrutinizin' For Perps | 
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| "If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " | 
 
"That, that dude looks like a lady" -- Aerosmith
 
 
Sooooo,the police call them perps? We always called them 'bodacioyus tatas'.
 
 
Mmm, Harvey?
You got the cuffs, sooo... 
I guess I'll have to do the frisk.
