Sheryl Crow-Lauried David -Karl Rove

Laurie and Sheryl Take a Dump Together

... and write about it on a bathroom wall.

“ Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. At some point during his ramblings, we became heartbroken to think that the President of the United States and his top advisers have partially built a career on global warming not being real. Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who’s judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, “how bout just washing the one square out.”- Singer Sheryl Crow. ” Laurie David, whose husband Larry produced that Seinfeld segment above, and singer Sheryl Crow who evidently thought it was the bestest idea since Valtrex®, ambushed Karl Rove today on the subject of global warming. Karl would hardly be an intellectual match for one of these two Nobel Laureates in waiting, and two was just a massacre.  we know because they wrote about how they creamed poor Karl on Huff and Puff. Inspector Jack