Monday, April 09, 2007

Sulphur Hexafluoride

Finally, a fun gas


Sulphur Hexafluoride is six time heavier than air, which makes it a fun thing to play with. Watch the video, and come up with your own uses for it. One good thing is the Kyoto Treaty people say it's 23,900 times as potent a greenhouse gas as carbon dioxide. Buy some and send it to all your Green friends. Throw out your hairspray, and pump this out the window instead. Hoo-ahhhhh  Here are some other uses. 
  1. You've heard the saying, ''That went over like a lead fart?''  Show and tell.
  2. When you're invited to your ex-girlfriend's marriage to the guy she dumped you for, get an aisle seat and pour a gallon of it in her path, and watch her fall on her ass.
  3.  Walk on air at at the next protest. Tell the good looking  retard chick protestors that you're Gaia, then do them.
  4. Sell it by the bottle as a diet drink. ("Never have that empty stomach feeling again! And no calories!")
Your turn.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's a gas!...
www.nofear.org/Archives/Media/2003/07/Alfred_E._Neuman_-_Its_a_Gas.mp3

Anonymous said...

SF6 (sphsix to the cognoscenti) could be inserted into the syringe that delivers the botox to Hanky: voila, the lids would get heavy and that reptile would blink blink blink.

Or has this already been done, and noone told me?

Anonymous said...

If you throw a witch on it, will she float?
That was a Monty Python reference, not a political one.
Though I'm curious about that too.

Anonymous said...

Use it to fill water beds so if you spring a leak you wont flood your 'crash pad'.

Anonymous said...

Used to have 2 pairs of Dayton Wright XG-10 speakers that used this gas. They were about 10k a pair. Called a gas company and they said they could sell it to me, but I'd have to come get it....they couldn't deliver it to a residential area.....Hazardous Material

Anonymous said...

If the gas is heavier than air, then it cannot rise into the stratosphere to mess up the ozone layer. It must sink to the surface of the earth, and stay there, forever diluted into single molecules where it cannot harm anything.

I love it when science debunks itself.

"If all else fails, manipulate the data" --

Excellent blog you have here. I'm highly entertained and enlightened. Linkeage has been added.



Al Czervic
The Oneonta Teletype
"The Fifth Column of the Fourth Estate"

Anonymous said...

"If the gas is heavier than air, then it cannot rise into the stratosphere to mess up the ozone layer. It must sink to the surface of the earth, and stay there, forever diluted into single molecules where it cannot harm anything."

Only if you let the system attain a thermodynamic steady state i.e. after an almost infinite time.

You seem to have forgotten about convection currents.

Otherwise, how do you explain the ozone layer itself and the sulphuric acid aerosols , dust particles, ice crystals or water vapour in the the upper atmosphere ?

Density of ozone - 2.14 kg/m3

Density of air - 1.29 kg/m3

Density of oxygen - 1.43 kg/m3

Density of water - 1000 kg/m3

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