The wedding planner? His EX? |
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
The wedding planner? His EX? |
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
A well armed bride, being necessary to a peaceful home, the right to own and bear arms shall make the groom nervous, but faithful.
I'd heard of shotgun weddings before...
I allways wanted an over under girl.