A Poem |
Waiting For The Tram |
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
A Poem |
Waiting For The Tram |
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
"Just because you're weird and no-one understands you, doesn't make you an artist."
Just because it rhymes doesn't make it poetry. Besides, all poetry is bad poetry.
More videos of squirrels flung across your back yard. Less doggerel.
cretin
to entice him to her, behind the post
she loosed an odor that men love most
instead of saying "pssst..."
she squatted, and pissed.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Though the standing position to Ps.
Isn't always exclusively Hs.,
When the ladies effect
Micturation erect,
They're of course very likely to Ms.
So the gains now achieved by a Ms.
Make her world much more equal to Hs.
But parity dangles
By reason of angles --
A Ms. lacks the standing to Ps.
Sorry, guys -- just couldn't resist.
Hope it won't make you get all pissed.
No poems better than mine allowed.