Sunday, May 20, 2007

Dog Races

Gone to Dogs

I'll guess that relatively few people have seen a dog race since just a handful of states have tracks.  One of those states is Colorado.  While stationed at Fitzsimmons Army Hospital in Denver, the Mile High Kennel Club was a favorite haunt - on payday.  Seeing a dog jump the track to head off the rabbit was a regular occurrence, and very painful if you happened to hold that dog's chit, because that dog was was DQ'd.  Sometime the gates would fly open and your dog was caught taking a crap.  Tough luck for you.

One summer my dad had sent me $200 so I could fly home for my two-week summer leave.  My plane departed Stapleton around midnight, so I had plenty of time to join my mates at the dogs.  Things began grandly,  with me winning the Daily Double.  Woot-Woo. Then, maybe the third race,  my dog jumped the track.  Okay, I was still way ahead.  Going into the last race however, I was down to about $12, and had yet to pay for my plane ticket.  I envisioned my parents, sister, and girlfriend waiting for me to deplane Saturday morning.  And waiting.  And waiting.  There was not a prayer I could borrow $200 at that hour, so my goose was cooked.

The last race was a Quinella.  To win, you had to pick the top two dogs to finish; order didn't matter.  In abject despair I plunked down $10 on two dogs at random, and retired to the top row of grandstand seats to be alone when the blade dropped.  A B&W closed circuit television monitor was my only link to the race.  I watched it without emotion because I had forgotten what dogs I bet on.  Didn't matter. You know what happened of course.  I won the freaking Quinella, and with it about $400. 

It was my best leave ever. I never bet on an animal race again until I took Mother Superior to the trotters at Rosecroft years later.  We won, and I've never been back.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great story!
Gambling doesn't interest me, but back in the day I sat down to a 21 table and began spending my hard earned tips from the night before. The pit boss and dealer assisted me in when to hit or stay. I won enough to buy the new tires my car needed. I wasn't 21 at the time so it was a big thrill.
Never did it again. Gambling's a waste of good shopping money. :)

Anonymous said...

Eerie story -- similar to my experiences with poker. 1964, wife about to deliver our kid, and I was losin big in a barracks game. Down to around $15 (still worth somethin 40 years ago) and drew garbage. Donno why I did it, but I drew to a 6 & 7 of hearts. Everybody stayed in: one had two big pair, one had 3 kings, another had a small straight, and so on. Looked at my cards and found a black 6. Then a black 7. Looked again and found TWO black sixes. Borrowed $50 from a guy sleepin off a drunk and walked away with over $300. Quite a wad for an E-5 in 1964.

Then one night in Naples, got into a wardroom game with some guys who thought they were good. Made about $800 and talked XO into lettin me fly back on leave and not ride that miserable tender back to Charleston. A dream on the plane told me that if I continued gambling, I'd never win again. Haven't been in a game or a casino since.

Anonymous said...

I used to go to the dog track in Colorado Springs. I usually picked quinella and trifecta $2 bets. One day I picked 1-3-6, studying the race forms while standing in the betting line. While waiting to place my bet, I second guessed myself and changed my trifecta pick to 3-1-6. Sure enough, the dogs came in 1-3-6. I won the quinella, like $40. If I'd kept my first choice, I would've been $1,500 richer.

One race, a particular dog did NOT want to be there. The handler had to drag him all the way out and all the way back during the parade. The handlers had a hard time getting him in the starting box. The rabbit came around, the gates opened, all the dogs charged out. The dog in question went about 10 yds, did a 180 and headed for the back fence. He jumped and cleared it easily, disappearing into the darkness.

I saw some pretty disgusting examples of human behavior at the dog track.

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