Sunday, May 20, 2007

Fourex condoms

Aimless Voyerging

This is how things work.  I was wondering why the Chinese even wanted to mess with Fourex condoms in the first place, since they probably make a bout a zillion cheap knockoff brands themselves.  I went looking for answers, which journey led me far astray from Werder-Havel Germany.
  1. Holy crap!  The only place you can find Fourex condoms today is on E-bay.  At least 45 years old!
  2. Consumer Reports: How Reliable Are Condoms? (The "Rough Rider Studded" model will patch blown-out truck tires in a pinch)
  3. The list of names for vaginas/vulvae  is hardly complete, leaving out  such standards as  Gutted hamster,  Birth cannon, Afro clam, and  Whisker biscuit.
  4. Semen 'makes women happy' 
This is where I stopped because I didn't like the direction it was taking me.  I want more Asian economic analysis.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Son, have you ever seen a pitbull eat a jar of mayo?"
Tim

Anonymous said...

LOL...I thought I was the only one Googling "Fourex condoms" after seeing this story. Made me realize I hadn't seen them in years. What the hell ever happened to them, anyway?

Anonymous said...

Sheepdog - Because they are/were made from natural tissue, they were not a barrier to viruses like AIDS. "Bruce, I tested positve for AIDS." "Well at least you're not pregnant, Oliver." GrumpyUnk

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